- newI have seen the face of death on a piece of toast
Some things from the past are best left to the past. The segregation of schools. Smallpox, Cop Rock… and Libby's Spread n' Heat Pizza.Born in 1975 of an unholy union between a can of Manwich and a bottle of Ragu, Spread n' Heat Pizza sounds good o…
- 1 hour ago 15 May 26, 2:44pm -
- newUpcycle your old smart speaker with a new brain
The world is absolutely filthy with Google Home Minis. The wee smart speakers made their debut back in 2017 and were inexpensive enough to be given away by telecoms, banks as a promotional gift for opening a new account. Hell, if you were feeling daf…
- 1 hour ago 15 May 26, 2:38pm -
- newThunderous applause: JD Vance edition
In fairness, audible indifference is still technically a reaction.Devoid of charisma, JD Vance stepped up to the podium and was greeted with the kind of applause usually reserved for a substitute assistant vice principal being introduced at a mandat…
- 1 hour ago 15 May 26, 2:34pm -
- newTed Turner's secret newsroom lair looks like the saddest airport lounge ever
Proof that even in the 80s, immense wealth could not protect you from aggressive beige.You might expect the hidden crash pad of CNN founder and billionaire media baron, yacht enthusiast, and owner of enough land to have his own zipcode, Ted Turner,…
- 2 hours ago 15 May 26, 1:43pm -
- new19-year-old got 12 years for selling $5 of pot in 1975
I came across a September 1976 piece in High Times headlined "Missouri — 12 Years for 11 Grams." Jerry Mitchell, a 19-year-old from West Plains, Missouri, had sold about a third of an ounce of marijuana to an undercover Highway Patrol agent for fi…
- 2 hours ago 15 May 26, 1:37pm -
- newWaymos perform ritual robot pilgrimage around suburban Atlanta cul-de-sac
One assumes this was either a routing glitch or the first step in selecting tribute.Atlanta residents recently awoke to what appeared to be the opening scene of a very boring AI apocalypse, as empty Waymos repeatedly looped through their neighborhoo…
- 2 hours ago 15 May 26, 1:27pm -
- newCalifornia declares war on the Kars4Kids earworm
The problem wasn't that the money went somewhere; it was that the jingle strongly encouraged donors to imagine it going somewhere else.In a rare triumph for both consumer protection law and everyone with functioning ears, a California judge has effe…
- 2 hours ago 15 May 26, 1:17pm -
- newFBI director's secret "VIP snorkel" at Pearl Harbor raises fascinating judgment questions
Nothing says "serious law enforcement leadership" like a secret VIP snorkel at Pearl HarborThe FBI was reportedly very keen to emphasize that Kash Patel's Hawaii trip was absolutely, definitely official business. This begs the question of how the FB…
- 3 hours ago 15 May 26, 1:06pm -
- newA choral group's Popeye cover is bringing back Saturday mornings
Watch the Harmony Town chorus sing the theme song from Popeye the Sailor. This lovely cover of the song is like a time machine to the past. This is the most wholesome video I've seen all day.Everyone in the video looks like they're having a blast an…
- 3 hours ago 15 May 26, 12:25pm -
- newWhat does it look like inside a scam call center?
Have you ever wondered where all those spam phone calls you get actually come from? What does an average work day look like for people who spend hours daily doing nothing but cold-calling people in hopes of landing one gullible enough to hand over en…
- 5 hours ago 15 May 26, 10:57am -