- newThe SS Richard Montgomery's masts are coming down. The bombs are staying put
After decades, the SS Richard Montgomery's three masts are scheduled to come down in September. Specialist engineers will build a platform beside the wreck and cut the structures below sea level over several weeks. The approximately 1,400 tonnes of w…
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- newTrump's participation trophy heads to the Big Apple
Trump's giant, 10-foot-tall gold participation trophy honoring his "enthusiastic participation" in the Iran War is moving from Washington, D.C., to New York City!The trophy is believed to be the largest ever awarded to a sitting President, and is a…
- 2 hours ago 29 Jul 26, 1:13pm -
- newEnglish professor, fired for assigning "political" short story, sues South Florida State College
An English professor at South Florida State College was fired for assigning an award-winning short story to her freshman class. Now Vinita Prabhakar is suing her former employer, claiming it breached her First Amendment rights.Prabhakar assigned Ott…
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- newTodd Blanche tells Epstein survivors to "get to the point"
Blanche needed to hold a meeting with a group Epstein survivors to get past the Senate. It sounds less like he met with them, and more like he was a belligerent jerk for 30 minutes.Epstein survivors waited months for a meeting with Donald Trump's pe…
- 2 hours ago 29 Jul 26, 12:43pm -
- newJeff Hays will play Princess Donut in the Dungeon Crawler Carl adaptation
"God damnit Donut!"While the Dungeon Crawler Carl books are addictive, the audiobooks are incredible. Producer and voice actor Jeff Hays is the reason.I got sucked into Dungeon Crawler Carl in early June, and rapidly read the first five books in un…
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- newMetal fan defecates in moshpit, others vomit
A Devilskin concern in Dunedin, New Zealand, was tarnished Saturday night after a concergoer defecated in the moshpit. Metal fans were left "vomiting and crying" after those dancing there "completely spread" the matter around. "It started with a fain…
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- newTwo marketers gave the Chicago Handshake its bitter modern recipe
In the 1990s, I was introduced to the Chicago Handshake as a shot of Jagermeister and a beer. I was lucky; the modern version is far more disgusting.A Chicago Handshake now means a shot of Jeppson's Malört served with an Old Style beer. — Read th…
- 3 hours ago 29 Jul 26, 12:08pm -
- newGrandpa Pudding Brains is asked four times where Venezuela's $13 billion went
Dementia Donnie really doesn't want to explain where the money went.A reporter aboard Air Force One asked Trump where an estimated $13 billion in Venezuelan oil revenue was going. He replied that the Venezuela war had "paid for itself." Asked again,…
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- newJordan Klepper uncovers MAGA's deepest fear
It would appear the antifa thugs no one can find are inside the animal costumes.I am always shocked these people do not understand they are talking to The Daily Show. The two women in the red hats are literally making no sense, and the college dude…
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- newThe longest-running solo comic by a woman was one epic rant
There are plenty of "unlikable" comic book characters. And then there's Midge McCracken. Roberta Gregory's spectacularly sour, fractally negative, permanently rage-faced antihero is the sort of person who can turn any incident, regardless of how beni…
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