- newReplace your patchwork of work apps with 8 Microsoft Office 2021 besties for just $30
TL;DR: Pay $29.97 once for Microsoft Office 2021's Word, Excel, PowerPoint, Outlook, Teams, OneNote, Publisher, and Access on one Windows PC.If you're a working professional who prefers a traditional, standalone software experience, Microsoft Off…
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- newThis artist turns melted plastic beads into pocket-sized video game pixel art
When Swedish artist Johan Karlgren had children, he started playing around with Perler beads, tiny plastic tubes that come in lots of different colors. They are kind of like physical pixels: you place the beads on a plastic grid of pegs and then heat…
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- newCosplaying AI Cat-in-the-Hat virtually strikes Glasgow, residents in panic, sort of
A virtual urban menace plaguing the United Kingdom has now struck Glasgow. While folks across the Irish Sea are clear on what's going on, the Scots are having a time of it. Initially, the Gardai in Wexford, Ireland, debunked the extra creepy incarna…
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- newAirline bumped a family from business class to make room for pilots — because they paid with miles
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- newHakeem Jeffries takes time out from boldly leading the resistance to suck up to Jared Kushner
Democratic leadership hasn't been what we'd hoped and has, quite frankly, been weaker and lamer than anticipated. Hakeem Jeffries, however, has found a new way to capitulate.After Chuck Schumer's blood pressure-raising tirade about guac and chips, I…
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- newThe National Guard never wanted to be Trump's tool of oppression
"It's going to completely rebrand everything that was noble about the National Guard into being mundane at best and threatening at worst." — Anonymous National GuardspersonAfter a year of patrolling Washington, D.C., Guard members are describing w…
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- newJD Vance brags about getting his wife to have the baby she didn't want
Weirdo JD Vance has a funny story about disregarding his wife's wishes over extremely important life choices. Shady JD is proud he got his way. After yelling at his kid to shut up and let him kiss some ass to get the VP gig, it's unsurprising that U…
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- newGrandpa Pudding Brains gets to wave the green flag
Distracted from tyranny and destroying every global economic market he can find, Diaper Donnie has a grand ol' time.Dipsy Donald looks positively chuffed, waving an oversized flag to start his Freedom 250 car race, producing the unmistakable express…
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- newCalifornia State University system uses AI as a money incinerator
The cash-strapped university system spent $17 million to give everyone ChatGPT, watched sign-ups trickle in, and responded by dumping another $39 million to it.As its campuses struggle with layoffs, cuts, and a $2.3 billion budget deficit, the CSU s…
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- newFastest star yet seen orbits black hole at 8% speed of light
Most stars drift gracefully along their galactic orbits, the constellations reforming only on unimaginable timescales. But some stars are in a rush, and astronomers have spotted their fastest yet: an otherwise unremarkable star, S301, orbiting a blac…
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